• Earrings featuring a smiling Blanche from Golden Girls with the snarky saying "Eat Dirt and Die, Trash" underneath
  • An old woman wearing earrings featuring a smiling Blanche from Golden Girls with the snarky saying "Eat Dirt and Die, Trash" underneath
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Golden Girls | Blanche "Eat Dirt and Die, Trash" Earrings

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Dazzle like the diva of The Golden Girls with our “Eat Dirt and Die, Trash” earrings, featuring the incomparable Blanche Devereaux. These earrings are a tribute to the sass and class of Miami’s most fabulous, perfect for those who embody the spirit of the Southern belle with a penchant for speaking their mind. Each earring captures Blanche’s radiant smile, paired with her famously sharp retort, ensuring you’re the center of attention at any soirée or while sipping iced tea on the lanai. Topped with sparkling silver studs for added glamour and designed with a nod to the 80s sitcom era, these earrings blend vintage charm with modern boldness. They’re not just jewelry; they’re a statement for those who live with the wit and wisdom of The Golden Girls. So go ahead, channel your inner Blanche and let the world know you’re golden! 

Why You'll Love Them

  • Uniquely Handcrafted: Each pair is handcrafted from lightweight acrylic and resin, offering both beauty and comfort for all-day wear.

  • Kind to Your Skin: Designed with hypoallergenic stainless steel posts/hooks, these earrings are perfect for those with sensitive ears, ensuring you can show off your love for 'The Office' without worry.

  • Perfect Size: With a drop length of approximately 2 inches, they are the ideal accessory to make a statement without overwhelming your look. 

The Perfect Gift for 'Golden Girls' Fans

Looking for the ultimate gift for a fellow 'Golden Girls' enthusiast or treating yourself to a piece of TV show history? These earrings capture the essence of the series' humor and charm, serving as a hilarious nod to its memorable moments.

Eco-Friendly Approach

Committed to sustainability, we craft these earrings to order, reducing waste and ensuring that you receive a unique item. Please allow 3-5 days for creation and shipping of your new favorite piece of 'Golden Girls' memorabilia.